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Welcome to The Crazy Horse

**About The Crazy Horse**

Located in the heart of San Francisco at 980 Market St, The Crazy Horse stands out as a premier adult entertainment club that offers a unique blend of professionalism and fun. Known for its welcoming atmosphere, patrons can enjoy daily happy hours and mesmerizing performances by talented dancers. The club prides itself on security and customer experience, ensuring a safe space for enjoyment. From private room options to engaging stage shows, each visit promises unforgettable entertainment. Guests appreciate the friendly and respectful ambiance, making it a must-visit destination for those seeking an exhilarating night out in the Bay Area.

LOCATIONS
  • The Crazy Horse
    980 Market St, San Francisco, CA 94102, United States
    980 Market St, San Francisco, CA 94102, United States Hotline: +1 415-771-6259

If you're seeking an unforgettable evening in San Francisco, look no further than The Crazy Horse. Nestled in the heart of the city at 980 Market St, this adult entertainment club has garnered a reputation not just for its alluring atmosphere but also for the professionalism and warmth of its staff and dancers. With a commitment to providing customers with a remarkable experience, The Crazy Horse stands tall among the vibrant nightlife of the Bay Area.

Step inside, and you're greeted with an energy that's both inviting and electrifying. The venue offers a variety of experiences, from nude adult entertainment to amazing performances by amateur dancers. The heart and soul of The Crazy Horse are undoubtedly its entertainers, who are known for their passion and dedication to their craft. As one satisfied customer put it, the dancers truly love their jobs, which translates into a captivating experience for patrons.

For those who appreciate ambiance, The Crazy Horse has it all. With daily happy hours and an opportunity to indulge in private room experiences every Tuesday, the club offers tempting deals designed to enhance your visit. Picture this: you’re comfortably settled, enjoying the rhythmic music played by the long-time DJ while watching breathtaking pole performances unfold right before your eyes. The thrill of throwing money on the stage from your seat adds an exhilarating touch, amplifying your connection to the show.

Safety and respect are also pillars of The Crazy Horse experience. Security is attentive and proactive, ensuring patrons can indulge in their night with peace of mind. One customer noted how strict but fair the environment is regarding phone use, illustrating the club’s commitment to maintaining boundaries that protect the dancers.

Ultimately, The Crazy Horse captures the essence of San Francisco nightlife. It offers an escape from the everyday hustle and bustle where you can relax, unwind, and let yourself be entertained. With a passion for at-the-top performances and exceptional customer service, The Crazy Horse continues to beckon both locals and visitors alike—making it a must-visit destination for those seeking an entertaining night out.

So, if you're ready for an extravagant evening filled with exceptional performances, head on over to The Crazy Horse, where beautiful entertainers and a vibrant atmosphere await. You won't just experience a night out; you'll create unforgettable memories.

START YOUR REVIEW OF The Crazy Horse
L C
L C

I used to go here in the mid 90's when I was in highschool b/c they'd let you bring in "beverages". Lots of thigh bruises, c section scars and dilated pupils...it was awesome. I miss the 90's SF so much . I heard it's different now but back then you could throw 50 in singles on the stage for a couple hours, finish you beverages and stumble down Market St.... relatively safely.

Julian Borjon
Julian Borjon

Been all over the us and this club was by far most professional. The security was more than helpful on giving newcomers the rundown and the dancers were friendly but not pushy unlike others. A good club. Thanks guys

Jerry Contrerras
Jerry Contrerras

Best club in the Bay Area and maybe California! It’s in a cool location in SF and has girls that love their jobs. I’ve only been once since covid but the old DJ is still there at least on Fridays and he is great! A true professional and veteran and his music always keeps the party going. I believe it was a girl named penelop and a girl named Eve who made my night extra special. Well worth the drive from the South Bay. The girls give better dances and are better at their jobs than every club in San Jose combined. I wish it wasn’t so far as I like to have enough money to treat the girls right since they provide such a good night. I’ll try to be back soon. 10/10 best club in bay area

Richard
Richard

It's a strip club in San Francisco. Women are nice and respectful.Security is on point. Management has done it's job for the most part. Since the pandemic San Francisco lost a lot of it's population and its luster This is one place you can escape the crusty streets of San Francisco see some beauty.

Layne Lubetski
Layne Lubetski

Went to crazy horse Saturday night. I had a great time. The girls were pretty hot. And I loved the fact you could throw money on the stage from your seat. The stage shows were great, a couple really good pole dancers. The guy sitting next to me pulled out his phone and in seconds security came up and said sorry, can't have that out in here but you can use it in the lobby. I totally respect that they are looking out for the girls safety with the cell camera thing.My girlfriend and I stayed almost till closing, security even helped us call a cab

SEHBUCKS BENGALS
SEHBUCKS BENGALS

I used to live in the Bay Area for over ten years and now I come just for business. But when I lived here, I would go to Crazy Horse at least twice a month and I can say that in the countless times I've gone to this club, there has ALWAYS been beautiful women and I have ALWAYS had fun there. I'm here on business right now and I plan on going to the club this weekend. I have no doubt there will be beautiful girls there as usual and I will have fun as usual! See you in a few days!

Jose Madera
Jose Madera

Awesome place, it was my first time going to a strip club and i had one of the greatest times of my life. Girls were really hot and sexxxy, We went for my friends birth date and we got him a solo show, the girls were really chill and hooked us up with the price. Being in the first row is awesome, the girls come up to u and let you touch!!

Ricky Maldo
Ricky Maldo

Personally, I like to venture off by myself. I have more this way, and have better luck with the ladies, don’t need a sidekick. Long story short I came here “accidentally” (wasn’t planned) after a Kid Cudi concert and my o my, I had once of the best nights of my life. I know it’s fantasy but hey, we have our one thing. I’m not into hookers, but I have nothing but Love for dancers. These ladies where nothing but kind and made me feel special. I like to go once in a while cause it’s motivation for me, I can’t explain it, I look up to the sky say “thank you for putting these lovely angles on earth”. Love this place.